Sales Funnel Copy That Effortlessly Converts Strangers Into Your Favorite Customers…

An Open Invitation To Funnelhackers Willing To Invest Less Than $1,500

TO MAKE $10,000 OR MORE

(While Repelling The Complainers And Refund Bandits)

Hello! I'm La'Don, 12 Year U.S. Air Force Vet turned Conversion Copywriter (and fellow Funnelhacker) coming to you live from Houston, Texas.

Whether you are currently in the OFA Challenge, recently completed the challenge, or just a Funnelhacker looking to get your Copy written by a proven expert...

Get Your Sales Funnel Copy Written By A Proven Conversion Copywriter.

Rest easy knowing that I get it.

If you are new to funnels, It's OK. We can carve out your slice of the "conversions" pie as well ;). #NoFunnelHackerLeftBehind

Who This Is For:

🚫You Had A Hard Time Connecting Your "Hook, Story, Offer" And An Even Harder Time Putting It All Together In Your Funnel

🚫You Suck At Writing Copy (Your Words... Not Mine, Buddy)

🚫You Don't Have Enough Ideas Or Lack Creativity To Produce Engaging Content

🚫You Hate Selling, And Don't Know How To Position Your Message Without The "Icky" Feeling

🚫You Feel Overwhelmed With Copywriting And Are Looking For A Simplified Solution

🚫You Haven't Made Any Real Money In Your Funnel Yet And You Want To Change That... Fast!

🚫You Simply Don't Have The Time To Write Your Own Copy

🚫You Know The Importance Of Having Powerful Sales Copy In Your Funnel, And You Want It To Be Written By A Proven Expert

I've been blessed to have worked with a wide range of businesses across the globe.

Who have I written Facebook Ads, Sales Funnel Copy, Email Sequences, Webinar Scripts for?  

Just A Few ;)

We Love To Work With...

Business Coaches

Real Estate Coaches

Various Consultants

Public Figures

Course Creators

Internet Marketers

Affiliate Marketers

Network Marketers (Earning a Full Time Income)

ONE THING TO NOTE:

I operate with a No B.S. approach, so there are no strings attached here.  

I'm doing this because I enjoy contributing to the Funnelhacker community in this way and I want to offer an irresistible level of value that builds trust.  

I have been through the OFA Challenge multiple times, purchased and geeked out on everything Clickfunnels and Russell Brunson’s stuff so if anyone feels you... I feel you. ;)

Above all, I want to see everyone reach the 2 Comma Club and in order to do that, we need high converting copy.

Put my team and I on your side to help guide you to your first (or next) blue ocean of high converting customers.

Here's What You Get:

➡️ 30 Minute Discovery Call: 

We will get on a quick call so I can get a clearer picture of exactly what it is you want to achieve.

➡️ Sales Funnel Copy: 

Up to 5 Funnel Steps [ANY COMBINATION]) written for you and ready to hand over to your funnel builder to put in your funnel.

✔️Squeeze page (up to 250 words)

✔️Low Ticket Offer page (up to 500 words)

✔️Sales page (up to 1500 words)

✔️Upsell/Downsell page (up to 250 words)

✔️Thank You page (up to 250 words)

➡ Unlimited Revisions (within reason)

Client Satisfaction is #1, so my team and I are not finished until you are excited about your sales funnel copy!

 ➡ Graphics Are Not Included

Our focus will be on your message to the market. You can find some great graphic designers on the rolodex, or I can recommend a couple to you.

Here's My Simple 10 Step Process

1. Automatically Get Links After Purchase

2. Fill Out Questionnaire

3. Schedule Call & I Show Up With A Smile

4. I Ask You A Series Of Questions Related To Your Business, Goals, Etc…

5. You Will Have 48-72 Hours To Provide Any Additional Details Needed After The Call (This Is Common)

6. My Team And I Will Take The Info And Get To Work

7. Relax, You Are Now Free To Focus On Other Aspects Of Your Business

8. Your Sales Funnel Copy Gets Delivered Within The Guaranteed Timeframe

9. Revisions Are Made At Your Request

10. You Receive Your Final Version And Leave Honest Feedback

🔥Q4 BLITZ PROMO🔥

50% OFF!... But Not For Long ;)

The current pricing will only be available for the next 3 orders.

The price will then increase exponentially, so lock in your spot now and let’s get some high quality copy in your funnel.

FAQ's

Q) Why is this service so cheap?

A) Very Simple, the Funnel Rolodex is going to be huge. I want my agency to be known as one of the most trusted names on the platform. If I can connect with hungry business owners like yourself, I'll be able to get more reviews which will inspire others to choose me in confidence. :)

Q) What the heck is a Conversion Copywriter?

A) I'm glad you asked :)... The typical Freelance Copywriter who is ready to write you some "killer" copy can be likened to the smooth talking player at the bar who only cares about "getting lucky." They tend to use tactics that get one-time sales (if any at all.)

Conversion Copywriters focus on the deep psychological triggers that "convert" a lead into a loyal customer who is proud to bring you (and your offer) home to meet the parents.   

Q) What information do you need to start the job??

A) I’ll send you a questionnaire immediately after purchase. It’ll cover questions like these:

What are the benefits of your offering?

Why is it unique or better?

What claims do you want to make about it?

How would you describe the personality of your brand?

Who is your target visitor?

What do they need and want?

Why are they at your site?

How did they get there? (e.g. Search engine? Sales letter?)

Why should they trust you?

What’s your call to action?

We also will dig deeper on the call to get the juicy details. ;)

Q) When can you start and how long will it take you to finish?

A) My team and I are ready to start today. We will finish by the guaranteed delivery date. :)

Q) Can I suggest changes to your copy?

A) Yes! By all means. I’m not precious about my work. However, if you suggest a change that, in my professional opinion, is unwise, I’ll advise against it, then leave the final decision to you.

Q) I’m in another country, can you still write my copy?

A) Yes! I work for clients around the world, including USA, UK, Australia, New Zealand, Germany, Latin America, etc…

Q) Is my project too big or too small?

A) Probably not. You are welcome to book a discovery call here https://marketplace.funnelrolodex.com/services/4023-30-minute-discovery-call-to-ensure-we-re-a-great-fit-for-your-copywriting-needs

Q) Do you provide free samples?

A) Unfortunately, we don’t provide free samples – it’s just one of our rules. Free samples don’t do our copywriting justice out with the context of a full project. Free work also takes time to research, structure, draft, edit, and proofread, which we need to charge for. We’re excited to have a ton of honest reviews from past clients that help show our dedication to your success as a client.

Q) I have a limited budget can you still help?

A) Does your budget stretch to the current price? If so, then yes. If not, then I’m afraid I’m probably not the copywriter for you. My team and I do appreciate that startups often have limited funds for copywriting but unfortunately we don’t take on projects for exposure or on the promise of more work in the future.

My #1 goal is to give more value than I receive in payment.  

If you feel that has not happened, please let me know and I will try to rectify the situation, which includes providing a full refund.  

I am here to help you grow, scale, and win… simple as that.