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[HOT BUY] Better Than Headlines ... 100 *AWESOME* Bullets

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Attention Funnel Hackers,


I've got an AMAZING offer for you.


But first, the housekeeping stuff (I've never met a fellow direct response copywriter who liked what Legalboy thought of their copy):


When you buy this gig today, I will write you 100 custom fascinations in the style of late AWAI legend Clayton Makepeace.


And I'll deliver them within 3-4 business days.


You'll get AMAZING proof-building bullets like the following:


  • LIttle known secrets that can save you up to 60% the next time you whiten your smile


  • How this "white coal" breakthrough could be an absolute game changer (the science is AMAZING)...


  • Why I stopped recycling (and you should too) ... do THIS instead


You know, bullets.


Little bits of trust-building copy you find in every sales letter or direct mail promotion.


Short bursts of white-hot copy that ... little by little ... break down your prospect's objections until they whip out their credit card and buy.


Let's move on. The Compliance-O-Cabrón™ also wants to know my level of expertise.


Fair 'nough.


> What is the level of your expertise? 


Direct Response Shodan. Nothing special.


> The number of revisions for the service you are providing. 


Zero revisions. If I don't knock your socks off with the first swing of the bat, I'll issue an immediate 100% refund.


I don't play, baby.


Okay, now that we've made our Game Attempt™ to make Quality Assurance feel self-actualized, it's time for the sales pitch.


*** BEGIN AMAZING PROFIT BULLETIN ***


(This is a Schwartz offer lead, incidentally.).


Hi there!


My name is John, and I'm here to help.


I'm a #funnelhacker, just like you.


Just not so far along the path yet.


Here's why you need to stop reading and click the buy button now:


Before I discovered ClickFunnels, I wrote long-form direct response copy for a living.


So here's the scoop:


When you order this gig, you'll get 100 killer bullets written in the style of the late, great Clayton Makepeace.


Any ONE of these "profit-seeking missiles" could blast your business into the stratosphere.


But I'm going to send you 100, just to make this offer 100% irresistible.


Here's how it works:


You tell me what niche you're in and send me a link to any of your live sales letters that aren't performing.


Of course, I'll also need the additional research you sent to your other copywriters ...


(You bet your bippy I'll sign a boilerplate NDA ... I'm in the value creation business, not the idea stealing business. Duh.).


I'll take a look and make sure I know your niche "good enough" to whip your prospects into a buying frenzy.


If not, I'll instantly refund your money.


No joke.


Some businesses... some industries, even... are just too darn full of scam artists...


So I won't touch 'em.


Not for all the tea in China.


Let's hope you don't fall in that category, shall we?


So I'll look at your sales letter to make sure we're a fit. Pore through your research faster than the proverbial caffeinated speeding bullet.


Then I'll get to work...


You'll have one hundred fascinations (AKA "bullets") on your desk 3-4 business days later.


Remember, when you buy from me, you are protected by an iron-clad, satisfaction-guarantee.


So what are you waiting for?


It's time for you to buy.


-- John


P.S. The first 7 buyers today will receive an incredible, amazing unadvertised bonus. Clicky-clicky to claim yours.

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<p>Hi there.</p><p><br></p><p>My name is John, and I'm here to help.</p><p><br></p><p>I'm a #funnelhacker, just like you.</p><p><br></p><p>Honest.</p><p><br></p><p>Here's why you need to stop reading and click the buy button now:</p><p><br></p><p>Before I discovered ClickFunnels, I wrote long-form direct response copy for a living.</p><p><br></p><p>So here's the offer:</p><p><br></p><p>When you order this gig, you'll get 100 killer bullets written in the style of the late, great Clayton Makepeace.</p><p><br></p><p>Any ONE of these "profit-missiles" could blast your business into the stratosphere.</p><p><br></p><p>But I'm going to send you 100, just to make this offer 100% irresistible.</p><p><br></p><p>Here's how it works:</p><p><br></p><p>You tell me what niche you're in and send me a link to any of your live sales letters that aren't performing.</p><p><br></p><p>I'll take a look and make sure I know your niche "good enough" to whip your prospects into a buying frenzy.</p><p><br></p><p>If not, I'll instantly refund your money.</p><p><br></p><p>No joke.</p><p><br></p><p>Some businesses... some industries, even... are just too darn full of scam artists...</p><p><br></p><p>So I won't touch 'em.</p><p><br></p><p>Not for all the tea in China.</p><p><br></p><p>Let's hope you don't fall in that category, shall we?</p><p><br></p><p>So I'll look at your sales letter to make sure we're a fit.</p><p><br></p><p>And then I'll get to work...</p><p><br></p><p>Remember, when you buy from me, you are protected by an iron-clad, satisfaction-guarantee.</p><p><br></p><p>So what are you waiting for?</p><p><br></p><p>It's time for you to buy.</p><p><br></p><p>-- John</p><p><br></p><p>P.S. The first 7 buyers today will receive an incredible, amazing unadvertised bonus. Clicky-clicky to claim yours.</p>

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