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Hi, my name is Rob Gramer.


I'm a copywriter.


And you should ONLY hire me to review your sales funnel if you operate in the health space.


Meaning if you sell info products about how to get healthier (reports, books, courses, clinical practice protocols, etc.) or supplements, then we should talk.


If you do NOT run a business in the health niche, that doesn't mean I can't help you.


It's just that my track record - my list of successful promotions that have sold millions in product that, in some cases, have been running for years - is heavily weighted with health related promotions.


A lot of people can say they are damn good.


I can show you... with profit & loss statements detailing everything down to the penny.


This is important because one of the first lessons taught in the "One Funnel Away Challenge" is WHO, not HOW.


But that begs the question...


How do you know if the WHO you are hiring is any good?


What's your vetting process? Do you HAVE a vetting process? Or do you just want to roll the dice... and hire copywriter after copywriter until you find one that works (or run out of cash)?


Quick story...


Years back I had back surgery. For five years I could barely walk. And my soon to be wife wanted to call off the wedding because - in her words - "I don't want to be married to someone whose moans during sex are from pain... not pleasure."


I wasn't even 35. I was damn near a cripple. I knew I needed surgery. But the "horror stories" of surgeries gone wrong... frankly, they made me fear for my life.


Well there is this old joke...


What do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of his class?


The answer...


A doctor.


Meaning by credentials alone you don't know if the doctor you are hiring is the best in the world... or... just doing the best he can.


At least doctors have to go to school before they can put MD beside their name...


On the other hand ANYONE can hang out their shingle as a copywriter.


Which means you can be a butcher, a baker or a candlestick maker one day and a copywriter the next.


Which means there are good copywriters.


Bad ones.


And downright ugly ones.


And while a botched copy job isn't going to ruin your life, it will do a number to your bank account.


So let me ask the question again, what's your vetting process?


Because after writing copy for over a decade I can promise you this...


Just like you can't understand another language if you never studied it... it's almost impossible to recognize a good copywriter from a bad one if you don't know how to write copy yourself.


Don't fly blind.


My advice (not that you're asking) is to get proof.


Ask to see a track record with actual results. From me or anyone else you talk to.


It doesn't mean you shouldn't hire anyone who can't provide proof. But definitely don't pay top dollar for them.


I don't make my track record public.


I'm a private guy.


And while some people are alright with posting pictures of their bank accounts online, that's not me.


But I will demonstrate ample proof on an online call that follows my review of your funnel (which is the first step before I consider taking anyone on as a client.)


Here's the deal, hire me and I'll:


  1. Review your funnel
  2. Send you my opinions on what's good and what could be improved, based on a copywriting checklist I developed that's helped me move millions of dollars worth of health products (supplements, newsletters, beauty products, etc.)
  3. And then we'll jump on a call to discuss everything


We can talk about whatever you want on this call...


Copy...


Other marketing tactics...


How I got beat back pain...


Whatever.


But first and foremost this is a due diligence call. You should be vetting me. And I will be vetting you.


I charge a nominal fee for this call. Which is 100% refundable no questions asked.


If that's something you are interested, book a call. I look forward to speaking with you.


Thank you for reading,

Rob Gramer

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<p>Hi, my name is Rob Gramer.</p><p><br></p><p>I'm a copywriter.</p><p><br></p><p>And you should ONLY hire me if you operate in the health space.</p><p><br></p><p>Meaning if you sell info products about how to get healthier (reports, books, courses, clinical practice protocols, etc.) or supplements, then we should talk.</p><p><br></p><p>If you do NOT run a business in the health niche, that doesn't mean I can't help you.</p><p><br></p><p>It's just that my track record - my list of successful promotions that have sold millions in product that, in some cases, have been running for years - is heavily weighted with health related promotions.</p><p><br></p><p>A lot of people can say they are damn good.</p><p><br></p><p>I can show you... with profit &amp; loss statements detailing everything down to the penny.</p><p><br></p><p>This is important because one of the first lessons taught in the "One Funnel Away Challenge" is WHO, not HOW.</p><p><br></p><p>But that begs the question...</p><p><br></p><p>How do you know if the WHO you are hiring is any good?</p><p><br></p><p>What's your vetting process? Do you HAVE a vetting process? Or do you just want to roll the dice... and hire copywriter after copywriter until you find one that works (or run out of cash)?</p><p><br></p><p>Quick story...</p><p><br></p><p>Years back I had back surgery. For five years I could barely walk. And my soon to be wife wanted to call off the wedding because - in her words - "I don't want to be married to someone whose moans during sex are from pain... not pleasure."</p><p><br></p><p>I wasn't even 35. I was damn near a cripple. I knew I needed surgery. But the "horror stories" of surgeries gone wrong... frankly, they made me fear for my life.</p><p><br></p><p>Well there is this old joke...</p><p><br></p><p>What do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of his class?</p><p><br></p><p>The answer...</p><p><br></p><p>A doctor.</p><p><br></p><p>Meaning by credentials alone you don't know if the doctor you are hiring is the best in the world... or... just doing the best he can.</p><p><br></p><p>At least doctors have to go to school before they can put MD beside their name...</p><p><br></p><p>On the other hand ANYONE can hang out their shingle as a copywriter.</p><p><br></p><p>Which means you can be a butcher, a baker or a candlestick maker one day and a copywriter the next.</p><p><br></p><p>Which means there are good copywriters.</p><p><br></p><p>Bad ones.</p><p><br></p><p>And downright ugly ones.</p><p><br></p><p>And while a botched copy job isn't going to ruin your life, it will do a number to your bank account. </p><p><br></p><p>So let me ask the question again, what's your vetting process?</p><p><br></p><p>Because after writing copy for 15 years I can promise you this...</p><p><br></p><p>Just like you can't understand another language if you never studied it... it's almost impossible to recognize a good copywriter from a bad one if you don't know how to write copy yourself.</p><p><br></p><p>Don't fly blind.</p><p><br></p><p>My advice (not that you're asking) is to get proof.</p><p><br></p><p>Ask to see a track record with actual results. From me or anyone else you talk to.</p><p><br></p><p>It doesn't mean you shouldn't hire anyone who can't provide proof. But definitely don't pay top dollar for them.</p><p><br></p><p>I don't make my track record public.</p><p><br></p><p>I'm a private guy.</p><p><br></p><p>And while some people are alright with posting pictures of their bank accounts online, that's not me.</p><p><br></p><p>But I will demonstrate ample proof on an online call (which is the first step before I consider taking anyone on as a client.) </p><p><br></p><p>This can be a copy discussion call. </p><p><br></p><p>But first and foremost this is a due diligence call. You should be vetting me. And I will be vetting you. </p><p><br></p><p>I charge a nominal fee for this call. Which is 100% refundable no questions asked.</p><p><br></p><p>If that's something you are interested, book a call. I look forward to speaking with you.</p><p><br></p><p>Thank you for reading,</p><p>Rob Gramer</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p>

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